222 days.The same number of days it took a producer to get back to me on a pitch
Here is what happened in the meantime aka Fifty Days to GET famous.
I was offered a healthy sum of money for my humour company. The buyer wanted to pay with a promise and some Vietnamese subs; I held out for cash and a new scooter.
Eventually we settled on terms and I waited for the paperwork. They have been giving me a con job since last fall and to tell you the truth I'm getting chapped.
In an effort to end the longest courtship of my life, I plan to get famous and sell my company to someone else and buy that scooter myself.
This is my account of efforts, results and witnesses -While I wait, teach stand-up comedy via -Wit and Writing for Women, led a journalism Intern from Mount Royal University as I complete full time studies earning a BA Diploma, run the business and master the art of bringing tic-tacs to pot lucks.